When I was a kid, I used to love the July holidays
(July 4th and July 24th – in Utah, the second one was a much
bigger deal. Kind of like the 4th,
but with the addition of smugly knowing that it was just for us.) I was almost always in Washington for the
holidays, and there’s nothing like a small town in a patriotic fervor when you’re
a little kid.
First, there was the parade. Fortunately, the main drag was not that long,
because it was always in the 90s (or 100s), and Grandma would dress me up in
semi-authentic pioneer woman drag – long calico dress (with long sleeves),
bonnet, etc. and Grandpa had converted a Radio Flyer into a Conestoga wagon for
me to drag along behind. Justin had it
easy – she made him buckskins, but I was hotter than heck (looked good,
though.) And there was always enough
candy to put us all in a pixie-sticks high for a week.
Then there was the carnival – sack races, greased
pig chasing, hopping around (and falling down) in the three-legged race, pie
contests, a cake walk… the only ride
would be a really sad looking couple of ponies tethered to a pole, but there
were all kinds of booths sponsored by the Rotary, or the Lions, or whomever. Once I got old enough, I graduated to helping
run the “fishing” booth for the Lions (Grandpa’s club of choice) – the kid
would cast his line over the curtain, someone would peek and figure out how old
and what gender they were, and we’d slip an appropriate toy on the line for
them and tug.
Of course, there were also the important political
races – cans strategically annotated with the names and photos of local girls
who were in the running for Miss Washington, with the winner determined by the
cash accumulated (pennies only, please…)
Later, after the sun went down, there would usually
be a Disney movie shown on a sheet hanging outside the Wardhouse, and we’d sit
and watch, our stomachs distended from munching on ProntoPups and pie and punch.
I still celebrated some when I grew up – we’d get
together with friends, eat barbeque and set off fireworks in our driveway, but
in the past few years, I’ve even given up the fireworks – the pretty sparkles
weren’t worth the noise and smell you had to put up with to get them,
especially since my godchild isn’t around to appreciate them with anymore (I
miss you, Brigid!)
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