Memory Well: Star Wars/Capitalistic Urges

People of my age (ok, nerds of my age – which includes most of my social circle) all seem to have a story about the first time that they saw Star Wars – how it was mind boggling, or expanded their consciousness, or (if they are a certain type of nerd) how they thought even back then that it was no big deal.  I, on the other hand, remember Star Wars fondly, with a mercenary little glow.

You see, I was one of those little girls who grew up knowing that Prince Charming was for suckers.  I was aware that I was going to have to make my own way in this world, and in order to do that, it was going to take cash – and I didn’t have the frail, blonde looks to have that handed to me.  So, I was the first female newspaperboy in Salmon, ID at 8, and by 11, when we moved to Pocatello, I was the neighborhood go-to babysitter.  (It might have helped some that the neighborhood was a trailer park – it’s not like these children were destined for prep school.) 

But anyway… I figured out that the local parents really had no interest in seeing anything that started out “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” so, for the next four or five weeks, I spent my Saturday and Sunday afternoons being paid to take their sproglets to the movie - $.50 an hour per kid, plus my ticket and popcorn.  It was a serious moneymaker for me – and I thank you sincerely, George Lucas.  You helped me pay off my trombone.