Ice (machine) Follies

Apparently, the year of bad plumbing is continuing, because our ice machine went on the fritz.  But it did give me a chance to read the oddest instructions I've seen for the new machine...

"Warning:  This appliance is not intended for use by persons (including children) with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities, or lack of experience and knowledge, unless they have been given supervision or instruction concerning use of the appliance by a person responsible for their safety."

This, for a machine where the instructions are basically pour the water in, wait, remove the ice.  Trying to figure out whose turn it is to be responsible which day is going to be the hardest part of using this machine.  I call "not it".

Ok, maybe this is a little harder than I thought...